Act I (Purformed in Americun!)
Original Les Misérables By Alain Boublil and Claude-Michel Schönberg
Original Lyrics by Herbert Kretzmer
This non commercial interpretation and all lyrics in satire and parody
© 2003 by William P Cary

Act I - Part 2

City Emerald Green
Darla Cosette is working as a drudge for Porky and Buckwheat at their Klubhouse. She keeps her mind off the dullness of the housekeeping by singing softly to herself. She daydreams of a colorful place, far beyond the moon, over the stars... She dreams of being beyond the rainbows of her dreary life.

Darla Cosette	There is a city emerald green, I like to dream of while I sweep, No one is blue, no one is mean Not in my city emerald green. There is a lady in dazzling white, Gives me red shoes that sparkle bright, She's nice to me but it's kind of wierd, She says "Darla Cosette, there's no place like here!" I know a place of abundant quirks, I know a place without cruel jerks, And in this place, though it sounds absurd, They laugh the day away without harsh words. There is a city emerald green, I've many friends that gather nigh Hidden amid the poppy fields From lions, tigers, bears... oh my!

Darla Cosette grabs an ancient straw broom and starts sweeping with renewed vigor.

Darla Cosette	Oh help! I think I hear them now, I'm nowhere near finished vacuuming the dishes And boiling the clothes. I haven't even begun bleaching the mush! Oh, woe is me! Oh, it's him! It's Porky!
Porky - The Gatekeeper	Now 'ook who's 'ere! The wittle wady herthelf! Pwetending once agin' she keeps on wollin' awong, Ten wousy pennies your thisthta thends me What is that going to buy? Not even a bag of mawbleth Not even a cat's eye Now tote that barge Wift that bail Get a wittle dwunk, you wand in our jail! We should never have taken you in in the first place Seems wike Buckwheat and I can ownwe say O-Tay! Like mother like daughter, the star of the scween. Hah! Eponine, come my dear, Shirley Eponine, wet me see you You look vewy sweet in that new wittle bwue hat Stiww thewe Darwa Cosette? Don't cwy, it won't helwp. I told you fetch some wada fwom the weww in the woowd!
Darla Cosette	Please do not send me out alone Not out, out, out in the cold! Oh, woe is me... Woe is me!
Buckwheat - The Injineer	Enough of 'dat, Darla Cosette. I'll forget to be nice! You heard me ask, Does I ever ask twice? Well, does I?

Shirley Eponine pushes Darla Cosette outside. Buckwheat says good night to her as the Klubhouse fills up for the evening. Spanky's men are dragging themselves into the Klubhouse. It's been a hard day, spent either running from or gathering marbles for Butch.

Conductor of the House
Buckwheat greets a new customer with a pleasing smile.

Buckwheat - The Injineer	Howdy, partners! Sit yourself down And meet the best Injineer in town As for the rest, None of 'em gots brains Walkin' the tracks Not ridin' the trains Seldom do you see Honest guys like me A gent of good intent Who's content to be Conductor of the house And the Injineer I'se a takin' tickets 'fore you takes your seat Tells a military tale Makes a sailor smile Salutes the uniform, goes the extra mile Glad to do a cop a favor Never know when you'll need a friend But nothing is for nothing Butch will overtake us in the end! Conductor of the house Keeper of the zoo Ready to relieve 'em Of a cent or two Keep the gang full of crackers Then sell 'em each a drink You might say it's mean But they all say Please, Can I have a glass of water? A frosty one would be nice! I do whatever pleases Cheeze! I gotta buy a lot of ice!
Buckwheat & The Drinkers	Conductor of the house Never bats an eye Never wants a thirsty guy To pass him by Spiggot to the poor Faucet to the great Fountain head, mountain spring, And Polly's mate! Everybody's saltine companion Everybody's artesian pal
Porky - The Gatekeeper	But set aside two pennies I chawges for the baffwoom now!

To another new customer as he buys a glass of ice water

Buckwheat - The Injineer	Enter my friend Please take a seat Have a few crackers They're a real taste treat This salt is the worst It brings such a curse But here we strive To quench your thirst Here the water's cool Here's a glass of ice And nothing's overcharged Man, this stuff is nice! Water here to drink Water here to swim But add a threat of soap And that's all for him! Water in a cup Water in a flask Water, water everywhere At five cents a glass You know you would be more than welcome If you want to bring your own Tea bag and lemon But you leave the sugar cubes at home Charge 'em for crushed ice Extra for block price Two percent for cracker rinse, they'll pay any price Here a little taste There a little brine Have another saltine guys, ya know it's dinner time When it comes to creating markets There are a lot of tricks he knows Bottled up in that simple H2O Engineering all those crumbs and pieces Buckwheat! It's amazing how it grows!
Porky - The Gatekeeper	I used to dweam That I would be a mawble pwince But thanks to Butch, Have you seen what's happened since? Conductor of the house? Is this what he calls his Gold digger, water boy - cheesey cwackew whiz! Buckwheat's got a bwain Hidden unda all dat hair... At first I didn't understand Thought thewe's not much thewe What a wicked twist of natuwe Thwee mawbles gets you in this Klubhouse Listen to the masta, eat anutha cwacka' Too bad there's no fwee wada in the house
Buckwheat & The Drinkers	Conductor of the house!
Porky - The Gatekeeper	Conductor!? Whewe's my half?
Buckwheat & Drinkers	Fountain head, mountain spring...
Porky - The Gatekeeper	Gold digger, water boy... don't make me laugh!
Buckwheat & The Drinkers	Spiggot to the poor. Faucet to the great.
Porky - The Gatekeeper	Buckwheat where's my mawbles, when do I get paid?
Buckwheat & Drinkers	Everybody eat your crackers! Everybody drink your fill! Everybody raise an empty cup!
Porky - The Gatekeeper	For just three more I'll fill it back up!
The Whole Klub	Everybody raise a glass to the bathroom of the house!
Porky - The Gatekeeper	Two cents each, pwease! O-tay!

The Bargain
Alfalfa Valjean and Darla Cosette, hand-in-hand, approach the now empty inn, singing. They arrive at the inn. The sight is deceptively calm and serene.

Alfalfa Valjean	I found her wandering outside the Klub This little child, I found her trembling in the darkness And I am here to help Darla Cosette And I will settle any debt you may think proper I will pay the marbles I must pay To take Darla Cosette away. There is a duty I must heed, A promise to get her on the stage She will star upon the screen I didn't see what obstacles stood before me Now her sister tired, retired, expired Mary Ann Fantine onstage nevermore And I speak here with her voice And I stand here in her place And from this day and evermore
Porky - The Gatekeeper	Wet me take youwe coat, Albalba!
Alfalfa Valjean	Darla Cosette shall live in my protection

Buckwheat - The Injineer	You are very welcome here I'll take those mawbles now... And how!

Buckwheat's Waltz of Treachery
Buckwheat - The Injineer	Whadda I do? Whadda I say? Is you gonna take our hired help away? What a break, a chance at a stars! She'll be on the stage while I wash the cars... How can we speak of debt? Let's not haggle for Darla Cosette! Mary Ann Fantine, gone to rest... Have we treated her sister the best? Shared our Klub. Gave her Petie's bone. Treated her like she's one of our own! Like our own, Albalba!
Alfalfa Valjean	Your feelings do you credit, Buckwheat And I will ease the parting tears with this bag of marbles Let us not talk of marbles or bones or stage and screen Now, may I say, we are agreed?
Porky : The Gatekeeper	That handfuw would do da twick If she hadn't so off'n been sick Wittle Dawwa, tho much mithed wouk We had to hire a wepwacement cwewk We did juthst what we had ta do It's no more than what's etspected of you!

Alfalfa swallows a huge lump and his eyes widen. He realizes the gravity of his situation as he bends over backwards at Buckwheat's and Porky's approach. He falls to the floor, landing flat on his back as they continue.

Buckwheat & Porky	One thing more, if you please Darla Cosette, we're down on our knees Have a drink... stop and think... Without you, pwoductivity stinks...
Alfalfa Valjean	Shut your yaps. Here's your price. One bag each for your sacrifice. Darla Cosette, now bid your adieus I've made them an offer, they cannot refuse Thank you both for Darla Cosette It won't take you too long to forget.

Alfalfa Valjean and Darla Cosette leave the Klubhouse together.

Look Down
September 1939. The teeming, squalid streets downtown. Orphans, urchins, thugs, has-beens, etc. The world revolves around this geographic center, the once beautiful downtown Burbank. Butch's territory now covers the entire city. The gang's economy now is based upon the glass marble. The Cat's Eye $hooter* has suplimented the dollar.*

Orphans	Look down and see the orphans at your feet Look down and see your childish fears retreat Look down and see The garbage of the land Look down, look down, No marbles in your hand!
Waldo Gavroche	Wellsir, how do you do? My name's Waldo Gavroche. These are my people. Here's my crest. Not much to look at, say, b'gosh But we're always found in our Sunday best. This is my school, here I have first propriety We're walking the planks of old Burbank We survive the trickle down of society Marbles ain't cheap, don't grow on trees! Think you're poor? Think you're free? Follow me! Follow me!
Orphans	Look down and show compassion if you can Look down, look down, no marbles in the land...

An old gang member finds a young rascal occupying his stoop.

Old Joe	Where do ya think you are? You can't hang 'round here. If you're new around here, You've got a marble for a brain!
Mary	Listen you old slob... Crazy looney hog... 'Least I earn my marbles And I get more than you do now!
Old Joe	I know where you work! Get 'em any way you can! Raise your fist in anger Swear you'll never be poor again.
Spanky Enjolras	Leave the poor old cow, Move it on along Mary. He used to be a rascal Till age removed him from the gang.
Orphans	When's it gonna end? When we gonna live? Something's gotta happen now or Something's gonna give Butch'll come, Butch'll come, yeah, he'll come Butch'll come, Butch'll come, yeah, he'll come
Breezy Joly	Where the leaders of the land? Where are the adults who run this show? Hey... well, where is they? Well, heck, I don't see 'em.
Jackie Marius	Only one mug, that's Spanky Speaks for these people here below.
Orphans	See no marbles in our hand Butch is all to blame Something for a day of work Got no money to our name
Jackie Marius	Butch's power is fading fast! Won't last the week out, so they say.
Breezy Joly	With all the marbles of the land How long before the final day? Before we cut Butch's gang down to size? Before the barricades arise?

Butch walks the streets of beautiful downtown Burbank by night. He contemplates his quest for marbles. Anger builds in his heart and sends him into madness. His emotions spew forth in fits of rage, moderated only by the exceptional scene far above his head. There, under the twinkling lights, the stars in the sky, Butch finds his inner peace. He realizes his life's purpose. Alfalfa must be found! Alfalfa must pay...

Stars
Butch Javert	There, out in the darkness Alfalfa is running His mug I'll break His mug I'll break Woim, be my witness Yeah, I'll find that mug And I'll bash in his face Yeah, I'll bash in his face He often wears a disguise A mustache to baffle my eyes And clothes that add to his weight and his height To complete his lie And if I find Alfalfa I'll bash His nose His mouth! Stars In heavens up above Just one wish to be granted To know my purpose, for it I could love Woim is my sentinel Silent and sure Keeping watch in the night Find Alfalfa tonight I know my place in the game I hold my course and my aim And each marble gives reason As it turns and it turns And it's always the same And if more fall as Alfalfa fell Butch is the blame! And so it must be and it has been written On the playgrounds and the sandlots That those who falter and those who fall Must pay Butch's price! Woim, go now and find him Bring him, now scram Get this mug, bring me this ham I will never rest Till then This I swear This I swear by the stars!

Spanky's Klubhouse - Black and Blue
Spanky's Klubhouse, where the gang meet to discuss their revolutionary plans. How to stop Butch and his thugs from extorting marbles from the gang is the topic of the day.

Wheezer	At Spanky's Klub the guys are prepared!
Scotty	He Man Women Haters strains at the leash!
Harry	Students, victims, everyone There's no marbles in our fun Butch now owns them, every one There is none left to go buy!
Spanky Enjolras	The time is near So near I'm pacing a hole in the floor! And yet beware Don't let the fear of Butch come through the door! For Butch's army is a dangerous foe With the mugs and the thugs that we never can match It is easy to sit here and swat 'em like flies But the Butch's guards will be harder to catch. We need a sign To rally the kids To call them to arms To bring them in line!

Jackie Marius enters. He carries a huge placard proclaiming : Unkle Spanky Wants You! Fight Butch's Oppreshun! Keep all yer marbles fer yerself.

Spanky Enjolras	Jackie Marius, you're late.
Breezy Joly	What's wrong today? You look paler'n a ghost.
Old Joe	Have some water. Say now, what's going on?
Jackie Marius	A ghost you say... a ghost maybe Butch just scared the pants off me One minute there, and now my marbles are gone!
Old Joe	I am agog! I am aghast! Is Jackie Marius a coward at last? I've never heard him complain just so... You talk of battles to be won He comes in like Costello Quivering like cold jello!
Spanky Enjolras	It is time for us all To decide who we are Do we fight for the right To each game of marbles now? Have you asked of yourselves What's the price you might pay? Is it simply a game For Butch and his gang to take away? The color of the world Is changing day by day...
All	Black - our eyes from Butch's men! Blue - the welts of bruises past! Red - blood war about to start! Gold - the loot that Butch has took!
Jackie Marius	Had you been there tonight You might know how it feels To be struck on the head In a moment of bully's delight! Had you been there tonight You might also have known How our world may be changed In just one burst of fight! And what was mine seemed his And what was mine was gone!
Old Joe	Black...
Jackie Marius	My marbles stole tonight!
Old Joe	Blue...
Jackie Marius	My world is not so safe!
All	Red...
Jackie Marius	The color of sweet fire!
All	Gold...
Jackie Marius	Set fire to his lair!
Spanky Enjolras	Jackie Marius, you're no longer a child I know that you mean it well But now there is a higher call. What matters about this single roll? We strive toward a larger goal Lost marbles now don't count at all!
All	Black - our eyes from Butch's men! Blue - the welts of bruises past! Red - blood war about to start! Gold - the night that Butch is stopped!
Spanky Enjolras	Well, Scotty, do we have weapons? Wheezer, Breezy, our time is running short. Harry, get the cannon out! Do we have the slingshots we need?
Old Joe	Give me limberger on my breath And I'll breathe them all to death!
Harry	Buckwheat and Porky, they'll be with us today!
Wheezer	But Butch's Klub has been saving up the stones!
Scotty	Twenty slingshots good as new!

Waldo Gavroche rushes in shouting. As usual, nobody listens at first.

Waldo Gavroche	Listen!
Breezy Joly	Twenty rounds each per every sling!
Waldo Gavroche	Hey guys, listen to me!
Old Joe	Prob'ly doubled at Butch's Klub!
Waldo Gavroche	Hey! Listen everybody!
Old Joe	Seven cannons he's pointed our way!
Waldo Gavroche	General peace is dead! Butch wants more marbles. He's ready to fight for them!
Spanky Enjolras	Alright men, let's get him!. Butch! His anger spells the hour of fate. The people rise. His wrath is the sign we await! The time is near! Let us welcome it gladly with courage and cheer Let us take to the streets with no doubt in our hearts But a jubilant shout Kids will come one and all Kids will come when we call!

Do You Hear The People Sing?
Spanky Enjolras	Do you hear the people sing? Singing a rally cry again! It is the recoil of the kids Who rebel against Butch's men! When the release of a hawk Chases away the last few doves There is a life about to start For we've had enough!
Wheezer	Will you join the marble crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Beyond these Klubhouse walls Is there a world you long to see?
Scotty	Then join in the fight That will set your life bully free!
All	Do you hear the people sing? Singing a rally cry again! It is the recoil of the kids Who rebel against Butch's men! When the release of a hawk Chases away the last few doves There is a life about to start For we've had enough!
Scotty	Will you give all you can give So that our marbles may be kept Some will fall, think of it Will you stand up and take your chance? The skin on your knees May be thinner than the cloth of your pants!
All	Do you hear the people sing? Singing a rally cry again! It is the recoil of the kids Who rebel against Butch's men! When the release of a hawk Chases away the last few doves There is a life about to start For we've had enough!

Cosette stands in her garden on Burbank's west side. She stands amid the poppies that she planted so very long ago... in the early spring... before Butch's tyranny. She mourns her passing youth... she bemoans her fate at Butch's hands... she ponders... her destiny

In My Life
Darla Cosette	How strange This feeling that peace is ending so fast Butch brought change, Can hopelessness be this incredibly vast? What's the matter with you, Cosette? Have the marbles of childhood been too long gone? So many things unclear So many things unknown. In my life There are so many questions, few answers That I've ever known In my life There are times when I pine for the moments When I was unknown And the youth Of my world that quickly leaves me Out of time Just a whisper away On the screen. Does Alfalfa know I'm alive? Would Butch notice if I failed to pay? Does he count all those marbles? Does he take time to play? On the screen Alfalfa has promised stardom untold Now the stage fills my life... Silver screen beckoning... Find me now, find me here!
Alfalfa Valjean	Dear Cosette, You're such a lonely child How remarkable, yet sad you now seem Believe me, were it within my power I'd fill each marbleless hour How sad it must really be, on the screen Waiting to film the next scene.
Darla Cosette	There's so little I know I'm afraid to ask A child well known, yet unknown passed In a flash as the cameras rolled... There's so little controlled I have grown, my life shared by a public Why think too long, what's gone is gone I' ll always be six here In the dark of the flickering screen... The only memories I get to keep! In my life I have all that I want But no marbles in pocket for Darla Hood But Alfalfa Valjean, dear Alfalfa, In your eyes, a celebrated child Who is lost to the wolf
Alfalfa Valjean	No more words No more words. For the show plays just in your head. There are shows That are better unseen, Better unsaid.
Darla Cosette	In my life How much I still yearn For the innocence lost That you still get to know

Jackie Marius goes into the garden, leaving Eponine outside the gate. He spots Darla Cosette and his heart pounds. Jackie has discovered girls. One girl, at least.

A Heart Full of Love
Jackie Marius	A hand full of hope A hand full of stones I'm doing everything all wrong Oh for Pete's sake I do not even know your name Dear... Won't you say? Will you tell?
Darla Cosette	A hand full of hope... Any fear? None, nope!
Jackie Marius	My name is Jackie Marius. Oh, mercy!
Darla Cosette	And mine's Darla Cosette You're cute...
Jackie Marius	Darla Cosette, I don't know what to say
Darla Cosette	Yes, I have that effect on attractive men...
Jackie Marius	I am lost
Darla Cosette	At your side, I'm your guide!

They tentatively hold hands and stare into each other's eyes. The moonlight adds a soft glow to Darla's wholesome face. Jackie grins broadly and leans forward to kiss Darla's cheek, whereupon he blushes deep crimson. Eponine breaks the magic of the moment by loudly clearing her throat.

Shirley Eponine	(Interjecting) He was never mine to lose Why regret what cannot be? These are words he'll never say Not to me... Not to me... Not to me... His hand full of hope He will never look my way...

The Attack On The Pie
Eponine stumbles off into the darkness. Passing Alfalfa's house, she spies Buckwheat and Porky lurking in the distance. They peer into the windows, eyeing the apple pie that Alfalfa Valjean's mother has just taken out of the oven. They both lick their lips in cruel anticipation of the hot pie being placed on the window sill to cool.

Shirley Eponine	Porky what are you and Buckwheat doing here So far from the Klub?
Buckwheat - The Injineer	This is his house I've seen Alfalfa around He wants this one for himself His mom's the best baker in the town I smell hot pie here! Some weeks ago He paid for Darla Cosette I let her go for a song It's time we settled the debt This'll cost him dear
Porky - The Gatekeeper	What I care Who pie you wob? Gimme me my shawe Finish the job!
Buckwheat - The Injineer	You shut your mouth Give me a hand What have we here? Who is this girl here?
Porky - The Gatekeeper	It's Shiwwey Eponine
Buckwheat - The Injineer	Eponine, get on home You're not needed in this There's just enough pie for us two
Shirley Eponine	I know this house I tell you there's no pie here for you Just the old woman and the boy They have ordinary pies
Buckwheat - The Injineer	Don't interfere You'll get no slice Take care, young miss, I won't play nice!
Porky - The Gatekeeper	The'sh goin' thoft 'appens to all Go 'ome, 'Ponine, Go 'ome, you're in the way
Shirley Eponine	I'm gonna scream, I'm gonna warn them here.
Buckwheat - The Injineer	One little scream and it'll be the last you ever hear.
Porky - The Gatekeeper	What a pwobwem What a dewemma If we don't get dat pie We won't 'ave no dinna Not a thound out of you!
Shirley Eponine	Well I told you I'd do it, told you I'd do it... Here goes nuthin' kids !

She screams out loud. Alfalfa's mother comes running, dropping the pie on the table. It's crust is cracked and ruined, but the pie, though decidedly ugly, is still edible. Buckwheat and Porky run into the night.

Jackie Marius	It was your cry sent them away Shirley Eponine saving the day Dearest Darla Cosette - my friend Eponine Brought me to you, showed me the way! Someone is near Let's not be seen Somebody's here!

Shirley Eponine walks quietly into the night, vanishing into the now lowering fog. Marius disapears quickly as Valjean enters.

Alfalfa Valjean	Darla Cosette! I heard a shriek in the dark I heard the shout of hungry voices in the street.
Darla Cosette	That was my cry you heard, Alfalfa, They tried to steal your mother's apple pie. They ran away when they heard my cry. Two mugs I saw beyond the wall Two mugs in the shadows moving fast
Alfalfa Valjean	This is a warning to us all These are the shadows of the past Must be Butch Javert! He's found my cover at last! I've got to get Darla Cosette away Before he returns for his marbles!

They both run to Spanky's Klubhouse where the rest of the gang has assembled to prepare for tomorrow's battle against Butch. A revolution against tyranny.

End This Here
Alfalfa Valjean	End this here! Another day, no marbles as my destiny. This never-ending quest to keep my sanity... Butch demanding marbles as gratuity From the whole gang and me. End this here!
Jackie Marius	I will not lose after today. With no more marbles I'll be parted...
Alfalfa Valjean	End this here...
Jackie & Darla Cosette	Tomorrow we'll have time to play, Butch's plans will then be thwarted!
Shirley Eponine	End this here, I'm on my own.
Jackie & Darla Cosette	Was meeting you my destiny?
Shirley Eponine	End this here if he's not caring.
Jackie & Darla Cosette	Aw shucks, Cosette, to be with you...
Shirley Eponine	What a life! I might have known.
Jackie & Darla Cosette	I'd fight Butch to be with you!
Shirley Eponine	Hmmmpf! He never noticed me!
Darla Cosette	The first smell of sweet obession!
Jackie Marius	My first chance to see your magic!
Shirley Eponine	From the moment that he saw her...
Jackie Marius	Your romance, my life is tragic!
Shirley Eponine	He never noticed anyone but she!
Jackie Marius	Do I stay? Would you let me care?
Shirley Eponine	Will someone once just notice me?
All	The time is now, the end is here
Alfalfa Valjean	End this here!

They stand united in defiance on the stage of Spanky's Klubhouse. Shirley Eponine is feeling dejected but forces herself between Jackie Marius and Darla Cosette. Alfalfa steps foward and takes his place next to Darla Cosette, forcing Shirley Eponine to step away from Jackie. She notices Butch and Woim at the back of the Klubhouse, but doesn't say anything because she's now so angry. Butch joins in the triumphant swelling of the music...

Butch Javert	One day til their "revolution", Woim we'll nip it in the bud! We will teach these mugs a lesson We will beat them down but good!
Alfalfa Valjean	End this here!
Buckwheat & Porky	Give 'em crackers through the day, Watch 'em eat em up, Sell 'em drinks of water, Go on and make them pay, Nickle for a sip A penny for a touch Make 'em all thirsty They won't mind payin' so much!

Klub Members in the gallery (2 Sides of the Klubhouse)
Left Side Put an end to a new beginning Right Side End his tyranny this night!	Left Side Keep your marbles safe with you! Right Side Keep your marbles safe with you!	Left Side Butch's reign has reached it's ending Right Side Silver $hooters for everyone!

All	Do you feel Butch's sting?

Jackie Marius now rushes to Darla Cosette's side, pushing Alfalfa and Shirley Eponine aside.

Jackie Marius	My place is here, Darla Cosette with you!

Both Shirley Eponine and Alfalfa Valjean are shocked at these words. Alfalfa begins to protest loudly, but his wails go unnappreciated by all but Shirley Eponine. Alfalfa grows more defiant!

Alfalfa Valjean	End this here!
Jackie & Darla Cosette (overlapping) I did not know you til today.	Shirley Eponine (overlapping) You should have stayed on the silver screen.
Jackie & Darla Cosette (overlapping) How can I live if we are parted?	Butch Javert (overlapping) I will take these people's marbles I will make their aggies all my own	Alfalfa Valjean (overlapping) End this here!
Jackie & Darla Cosette	Tomorrow will be child's play!
Shirley Eponine	What a life, I might have known!
Jackie & Darla (overlapping) With you my life has reason...	Butch Javert (overlapping) One day til their "revolution", Woim we'll nip it in the bud!	Buckwheat & Porky (overlapping) Watch 'em eat em up, Go on and make them pay, Make 'em all thirsty They won't mind payin' so much!
Alfalfa Valjean	Tomorrow will be child's play, Tomorrow Butch's judgement day
All	Tomorrow we'll discover Where our marbles have been stored! End this here End this here End this now!

The curtain falls. Butch and Woim are seen running out the backdoor of the Klubhouse.

Alfalfa Valjean	Say Buckwheat, why weren't you and Porky watchin' the door?

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Act I (Purformed in Americun!)

Act I - Part 2

City Emerald Green

Conductor of the House

The Bargain

Buckwheat's Waltz of Treachery

Look Down

Stars

Spanky's Klubhouse - Black and Blue

Do You Hear The People Sing?

In My Life

A Heart Full of Love

The Attack On The Pie

End This Here